Fall, Colors & Jason Bateman

So, as I was driving home down the backcountry roads and admiring all the beautiful Autumn foliage, I couldn't help but wonder why it is that leaves get to turn such beautiful shades right before they wither and die. I mean, how completely amazing would it be for us as humans to exist in our most beautiful form right before we die? 

Instead, as we age, we lose color where we were once so vibrant, and bits and pieces start breaking down before completely failing. Well, except for Jason Bateman ... but that's just because he sold his soul to the debil.