Saturday, August 20, 2011

Tall Men - Petite Women

In general, women are attracted to tall men. I get it. I mean, our primitive minds, fueled by the instinct to procreate, usually link height and size with a better chance of keeping our species alive.

So usually, I find taller men more attractive than shorter men. It's not always the case, but if all other factors are the same, the taller man usually has an edge.

Likewise, tall men sometimes are attracted to petite women. Perhaps it makes them feel more of a protector and more manly. Maybe a petite woman just appears more feminine versus a tall amazonian woman, who is more of a physical equal.

Or ... perhaps it's because in those petite small hands, any dick looks HUGE.

The end.

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

The Cake Is A Lie

I'm a big fan of both cake and asparagus, so I find this to be absolutely brilliant.

The first time I ate asparagus was a few years ago. I have no idea how I made it through life with never trying this stuff. I'm guessing it's because it was a bit too pricy for us to eat when I was growing up and fortunately, Mom never fed us the canned version (which I recently discovered has the consistency of baby food and the taste of ass).

So, I see some Food Network chef grilling asparagus and thought "hey, this stuff is pricy. It's gotta be good, right?"

After a quick pee, I thought I was DYING, no lie. I told D "omg, I think I'm sick or something? My body has been infected by asparagus!"

Supposedly, only a percentage of the human population produces the foul smell and another portion can identify the smell. Apparently, I am so lucky to be able to do both. I'm special like that.  :P

Saturday, August 13, 2011

How High Is Too High?

Do you ever wonder how many people have masturbated to your photo? Or at least fantasized about you?

Because seriously, if you're an attractive woman or man, the number could be surprising. That quiet guy who never made eye contact with you? Fap. That young cousin on mom's side? Prolly fapped to you. That weird neighbor across the street? fap.fap.fap. Add all of social media to the mix and it's FAP city.

But what is a realistic number though for a year? Is it 7? Is it 700?

You don't want the number to be too low. But then again, you don't want it to be extremely high either. I mean, then it just starts feeling creepy.

What do YOU think a respectable FAP number is for a year's time?

P.S. Yes, this post is ridiculous and I question why I typed it out. I don't even know if many grown adults still fap to photos of people when porn is so readily available, but it gave me a chance to type "fap" a whole lot and really, isn't that a good enough reason?

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Ants, Terrorism & Memes

An absolutely brilliant TED video on dangerous means.

Starting with the simple tale of an ant, philosopher Dan Dennett unleashes a devastating salvo of ideas, making a powerful case for the existence of memes -- concepts that are literally alive.

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

The Lady and the Reaper

"The Lady and the Reaper"
Written and directed by Javier Recio Gracia

I came across this video today and was expecting to be weeping. Instead, I laughed and found it to be quite brilliant and well done.

Storyline : A sweet old lady is living alone in her farm, waiting for the arrival of death to meet her beloved husband again.

The older I get, the more I am convinced that there is no afterlife. Do I rule it out completely? Of course not. However, so many things point towards this being our only shot at life. No 72 virgins in an afterlife paradise. No embracing Jesus as our Bridegroom in heaven (do men also hope to be the Bride of Christ?). 

And unfortunately, no reuniting with family members and friends who have passed away. It makes me sad, but it also allows me to fully appreciate people every day, while they are still with me. Besides, the thought of sucking Jesus's dick for all of eternity doesn't seem appealing to me. At all.

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Say Cheese!

Stumbled upon this link today to a set of photos taken by a father who not only loves to take photos of his kids, but he makes it a point to do it in the most creative ways.

Check out more of his artwork here :